I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes
Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks
if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
His wife was an integral part of Amazon and was not just some gold digger who married him for money. Credit where it’s due.
op wasn’t implying that at all and they also got married before Amazon even started
goes to Subway and when they ask what bread I want I just keep saying “Cupcake!” and giggling cutely until the employee shoots me in the head
(Source: ewanenoellav)
Anonymous photographer, Japan, 1954 / Courtesy Galerie Lumière des Roses / source
Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper
March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.
Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.















