(Source: dename)

(Source: just-for-grins)

davids-harbour:

The Holy Quadrinity

The Dad Tax

frosty-the-snowden:

jwustin:

killtheteendream:

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This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

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the-last-of-the-frosty-boys:

pete-wetzel:

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

thedavesofourlives:

predical:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

His wife was an integral part of Amazon and was not just some gold digger who married him for money. Credit where it’s due.

op wasn’t implying that at all and they also got married before Amazon even started

ewonenaellav:

goes to Subway and when they ask what bread I want I just keep saying “Cupcake!” and giggling cutely until the employee shoots me in the head

(Source: ewanenoellav)

hauntedbystorytelling:
“Anonymous photographer, Japan, 1954 / Courtesy Galerie Lumière des Roses / source
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hauntedbystorytelling:

Anonymous photographer, Japan, 1954 / Courtesy Galerie Lumière des Roses / source

masterchiefkief:

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good evening

vc-arts:
“~ bedroom eyes ~
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vc-arts:

~ bedroom eyes ~

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

warmhappycat:
“ gracewileysmith:
“ earthtogrounders:
“ Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper
”
March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like...

warmhappycat:

gracewileysmith:

earthtogrounders:

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.